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Q: Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had no body to go with

The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.

Q: What flowers grow on your face?

A: Tulips.

Q:Why are fish clever?

A: Because they travel in schools.

Q:How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?

A: Two in the back,two in the front and one on the roof going: "ee-ah, ee-ah"

Q:How do monkeys make toast?
A:they put it under the g"rilla!

Q:What is the best hand to write with?

A:Neither, its best to write with a pen!!

Doctor,Doctor ,I feel like a window,
Do you have a pain?

Q:Why do bees have sticky hair?
A:Because they use honey combs!

Q:Why did the picture go to jail?

A:Because it was framed!!

Q:How do you count cows?
A:With a cowculator!!

Q:What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?

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